Your hosts for the evening; the most self-important, obviously arrogant, and downright geekiest people on the Internet.

Or something like that.

Zombyboy, our fearless bill payer leader.

Mr Lady Although, with her puritanical ways, she won’t be much fun at all.

The Blogger Formerly Known as Andy. Who has yet to RSVP for this one. We can dream.

Tara’s company, Lijit, is sponsoring this bash. We asked mostly because she said that if I didn’t invite her and her weird Sarah Silverman fetish, she would wack me in the knees with a sharp, pointy stick. Which proves both that she doesn’t know the best possible ways to use a sharp, pointy stick and that she has good taste in offensive female comedians.

Wheels

Matt Moore

Doug Sundseth

Robert

Left Off Colfax

Stephen Green, or Mr The Vodkapundit. Depending on his consumption levels and the length of your skirt.

Molly

Cutter

Walter

Roger

Jed, who really digs mommy blogs, but he'll never admit it.

Robin Shhh! Don’t tell him that we have secret plans to make sure he pays the whole bill this time.

Darren

Publicola

Cheryl. I think she’s just coming to keep tabs on her dad, though.